you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down
(via vajazzercise)
lmao
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IM LAUGHAUING SO HARD
(via tea-philosopher)
if you cant do the crime
dont do the time
i posted this on my friends wall
and people were bitching about how it was creepy
so then i posted this
OMFSKGNFAU493TYHFGSDFHSDFKSDNFSD
(via andrewfuckinggrayson)
i was going through my old liked pages on facebook and here are some of my favorites
why wouldn’t you want to be friends with me
omg, be my friend. XD
kk gamergirl95!! XP
(via mcsingle)
those seniors who are done with school but keep coming back to school to walk around the hallways even though they said they were never coming back
(via hashtagshittedonem)
if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
(via threepac)
my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”
it is like 400 dollars
where did he get it
what is
what
what
what
what
w h a t
(via mirandacosgrove)
i have never seen a better example of first world problems than this
(via so-remember-me-not)
- me while walking: i am a pedestrian thats right let me take my sweet ass time crossing the street
- me while driving: move or i will hit you
Kim Kardashian looks at her watch and becomes very concerned. Not because she is late, but because she cannot tell time.
(via shaving23spiders)
